Wait, I Thought Marxism was “Scientific”

Die Linke, the German party also known as the Party That Dare Not Speak Its Name (or Its Antecedents . . . Sozialistische Einheitspartei Deutschlands, anyone?) has announced among its other platform planks in the coming national elections its position that managers’ pay ought to be limited — capped, in fact — to €480,000 per year.  At $1.37/Euro that works out to be $657,600, which by any reasonable standard is a boat-load of money.

Yet to ask the obvious question:  Who the hell are the former DDR-functionaries, fellow-travellers, and mourners for the Stasi to determine what any person’s services are worth?  I freely admit that some folks have absolutely absurd compensation packages.  Some folks have so far Fallen Into It that the standard of living they enjoy is utterly uncoupled from any measurable usefulness they bring to their fellow humans (which would include me, of course, and Gentle Reader as well).  But what do I know about what someone else’s efforts, talent, and time are worth?  What do I know about what they have or have not sacrificed to obtain their current levels of compensation?  According to the Stasi Party, it doesn’t matter whether it’s Daddy’s Company and he’s hired you as his successor and you’ve got 15 employees or whether you’re CEO of Exxon or Siemens or Oracle or Mannesman, and your decisions can make or break the fortunes (by which I mean neither less nor more than their ability to make next month’s house payment, or keep their daughter in college one more semester) of tens of thousands of people:  You and what you bring to the table aren’t worth more than €480,000 per year.

The assertion that any politician is sufficiently informed as to stick a maximum value on human enterprise and talent is so comically asinine as to be self-refuting.  Of course, the party hacks who have cooked up this silly number most likely fall into that category of People Who Have Never Held a Goddam Job, in which respect they mirror exactly the current president of the U.S.  They’ve never made payroll from their own pockets; they’ve never had to worry whether if they make a mistake and blow Decision X, their children will or will not lose the only house they’ve ever known as home; they’ve never been in the position of having to look in the eye the 30 or so people who were hired by their grandfather back when the company was itsy-bitsy, and decide which seven are going to have to be let go so that the remaining 23 can continue to have a job, any job at all (while you as the owner haven’t had a “paycheck” in nine months).  There are in fact so many inputs into the answer to the (deceptively complicated) question, “What is Person X worth to this enterprise?” that there is no possible way to gather that information into one place.  Even the person who actually has to make that decision and hire or not hire, at this, that or any other price, any particular person cannot know all the relevant information.  The importance of the market is that it matches the risk of the incorrect answer with the reward of the correct answer.  Politicized decisions, such as the communists (and Die Linke aren’t just leftists; they’re commies and don’t believe any different: the only difference is they’re ashamed to admit they’re commies) propose, sever the connection and so produce routinely and predictably incorrect decisions.

Die Linke’s position is worrisome for a bigger reason, though.  Once I concede that managers’ pay ought to be capped, which is to say once I agree that politicians may determine the maximum value of any particular manager to any particular enterprise, irrespective of the size and nature of the enterprise, the challenges facing it, the opportunities it finds before it, and the consequences of the decisions this hypothetical manager will be making . . . once I do that, where is the limiting principle?  If I can say that Jack Welch is worth no more than $657,600 per year to General Electric, what is there to keep me from saying that Joe Bloggs the Shelf Stocker is worth no more than $2.73 per hour to Bill’s Widgets on Main Street? 

Some weeks ago there was an article — I think it was on the Puffington Host — about what a Wonderful Dude the CEO of Costco was, because with his customer base of soccer moms and yuppies, and his business model of shit stacked on pallets by forklifts, he paid his hourly drudges an average of $17.00 or so per hour, versus Wal-Mart’s whatever-it-was.  OK, maybe he in fact does walk on water and part it for those who can’t.  But if you admit that I can cap Costco’s CEO’s pay at $657,600 per annum in order to reduce “social injustice” (excuse me while I wipe the snot off my face from laughing), then you also necessarily admit that I can cram down all those Costco workers’ $17.00/hour pay to whatever Wal-Mart pays its people . . . and by the way, the folks working at Wal-Mart do a helluva lot more in terms of serving the store’s customers than Costco’s do.

And there you have the whole fallacy of the lefty world vision.  They assume that they’re always going to be the ones in charge, and so all decisions of course will all be made according to truth, justice, and light, and the truly deserving will always be made better by what the government decides.  And so forth.  The market supporter, however, assumes that more often than not the guys running the show will be knaves, charlatans, and cretins.  The only way you protect yourself in that situation is by chopping down (with a broadaxe, if necessary) the scope of the decisions the People in Charge are permitted to make.  And you arm everyone else to make damned good and sure the People in Charge don’t get above themselves.

How about this, for capping compensation packages?  Everyone holding any elective office, of any nature whatsoever, or having any non-clerical position in any political party, PAC, or affiliate of either may not receive more than, say, $35,000 annually in income from all sources.  None at all.  Because given what a lousy job our elected officials and political party operatives have done, I can tell you right now that’s well in excess of anything they’re worth.  And in fact let’s just go ahead and cap their lifetime incomes at $35,000 per year, for as long as they live, because we have to live for generations with the consequences of their bad decisions.  Unfair, you say?  I have no earthly idea whereof I speak?  Well coach, you’re exactly right.  On all counts.  But I have no less an idea about those peoples’ worth than they do about mine.  In fact, given the public nature of their screw-ups, I’m going to go right ahead and say I have more of a notion of their intrinsic worthlessness than they ever can have of mine.

Sauce for the gander, anyone?

 

The Politics of “It’s Gonna Happen”

I don’t know how many times I’ve been told that by people with a great deal more political savvy than I have.  Not infrequently the folks I hear that from are people who in fact make their lives in politics, and more particularly the politics that plays out beyond the klieg lights, which is to say where the bulk of the sausage is made.  So-and-so is going to happen, so you may as well get the best bargain you can and wait to chip away at the more obnoxious aspects of whatever It is.

That point is valid for many issues at many levels.  I mean, other than to the guy who runs the local liquor store, does it really matter that they’re selling wine down at the local big-box grocery store?  As nearly as I can tell from the sidelines, a great deal of legislation introduced is driven by grandstanding or someone getting in a particular legislator’s ear.  Harry Reid and sundry others are trying, depending on which side one listens to, to ban online gambling except for poker, or to ban all forms of online gambling, or whatever.  Does it really matter a damned bit, except to the gambling addicts?  Yes, it’s a needless constraint on the inherent human right to do stupid things with one’s money, and any needless constraint on liberty is a precedent for other, future such constraints on liberty, constraints which actually do harm to ordinary people.  By making part of the socio-political background noise the assumption that anything which some subset of the legislature doesn’t like can be banned for no reason other than they think it’s (i) good for us, or (ii) good for their pet constituencies, we increase, at some marginal level, the likelihood of future passive acceptance of genuinely egregious intrusions on liberty.  Can’t recall off the top of my head who first made the point, but it is in fact correct that it is only seldom that a society loses all its freedom all at once.

However, it’s precisely these drip-drip-drip erosions of liberty that Are Going to Happen, because enough of the unthinking can be mobilized in their support.  Yes, you can fight them tooth and nail, every time.  But fighting them tooth and nail will burn bridges, use up political capital, and perhaps make the forces of freedom less able in the future to resist something that really is a die-in-the-last-ditch issue.  And of course other It’s Going to Happen issues don’t implicate liberty interests at all, like how the governing board of a local water utility district is selected, or whether the local school superintendent is popularly elected or appointed by a board of education.  Whether a particular interstate spur is built on one side of a hill versus the other just is not going to make much in the nature of permanent impact beyond the people immediately affected.

Other issues, Big Issues, that Are Going to Happen are different.  There are certain measures that once adopted become bells which cannot be un-rung.  I’m quite comfortable that not a few votes in Congress for that monstrosity of a health care “reform” act were cast on the assumption of let’s just get it on the books so we can say we supported “fixing the broken system,” and then later we’ll come back and fix all the potholes.  Except it’s not going to work that way.  Individual mandate or no, the inevitable consequence of requiring insurance companies to insure everyone for everything at any time, and at the same time prohibiting them from pricing adequately for it, will be to destroy the private health insurance industry.  Oh sure, the companies may survive, but if they do it will be as de facto public utilities, in which the operations and expenses of government are off-loaded onto non-governmental actors, but the policies and preferences are selected by people inside government.  Once you destroy the structures for the private payment of health care insurance you will never re-create them. 

Outright nationalization of industries also seems to work very similarly.  Once you take them over and run them as branches of the government it’s extraordinarily difficult to reconstitute them as private enterprises.  They never seem to regain the ground lost.

And of course we sometimes have the Truly Important occasions on which giving in to what someone else describes as inevitable is nothing short of disastrous.  I’d argue that Dear Leader’s take-over of the health care industry was one of those occasions, if only because it will wreck no less than 20% of the national economy, and maybe more.  But he’s really not the Exhibit A I was thinking about today.

You see, 80 years ago today, Paul von Hindenburg bowed to the “It’s Gonna Happen” of the National Socialists taking over the Germany government.  Oh, to be true there were others in the cabinet as well, non-Nazis, people who could be counted on to contain Adolf Hitler as chancellor, people who could show him how politics worked, how to go along to get along, how not to Upset the Apple Carts of People Who Mattered.  The Nazis didn’t have a majority (they never were voted an outright majority in any arguably free election) but they were the largest party, and certainly the loudest.  They were unstoppable; they were inevitable; the hour for the redemption of Germany had struck, and this funny-acting Austrian corporal was Going to Happen.  The Schleichers, the Papens, the Neuraths, the Brauchitschs, the Schachts . . . they all figured they’d go ahead and work with the man because he was Going to Be Appointed, and anyway once they had him penned up in the Chancellory they could draw his sharpest teeth.

What they didn’t appreciate until it was too late, way too late, was that they weren’t even playing in the same ballpark as Hitler.  Silly people, they thought they would absorb and digest him, and spit back out a nice, conforming, squishy-edged politician.  So why not go along with something that was Going to Happen?  Hitler had no interest at all in becoming a powerful chancellor of the German Republic; wasn’t even mildly curious about it.  He wanted to — had announced, years before, his intention to — seize the republic by the throat and strangle it, then erect himself and his movement astride its corpse.

Which is exactly what Hitler went out and did.  And all those people, the political sages, the Deep Thinkers, the nudge-nudge insiders, the people who — carefully preserving their airs of jaded weariness at the tumults of the masses and those ignorant sods’ belief that Their Boy was going to be any more than one more pebble in the pond — had assured each other that since it was Going to Happen Anyway, they may as well make the best of it and ride it for what it was worth.  Run a Wikipedia search on Kurt von Schleicher (who was instrumental in engineering Hitler’s appointment in the first place) and see how he fared.  Or the same on Hjalmar Horace Greeley Schacht, and see where he ended the war (and what he was doing in November, 1946).

Whenever I hear my friends and acquaintances who Know Better allowing that, well, so-and-so Is Going to Happen, so you may just as well get used to the idea, I want to beat my head against the wall.  Because nothing in politics is inevitable.  Tyranny is a choice, as is decline, as is prosperity, as is freedom.  In the end, nothing at all Is Going to Happen unless it is permitted to happen.

And sometimes, Letting It Happen, or not, makes all the difference in the world, as it did 80 years ago today.

Update (02 Feb 13):  Ilya Somin over at the Volokh Conspiracy has a spot-on post on What Happens When Illiberal, Anti-Democratic Forces Take Power Through the Democratic Process.  It’s about Egypt, which went to the polls and elected the Muslim Brotherhood to replace Hosni Mubarak, an outcome at which Dear Leader expressed “relief.”  Somin excerpts and links to some commentary in Bloomberg by Noah Feldman, identified as a Harvard Law School professor (which alone should alert Gentle Reader to the weight to be attached to it).  The money quote:

“If Egypt’s democrats want to avoid becoming another Pakistan, in which democracy is never more than a few shots from military dictatorship, they have just one path available to them: take a deep breath, go home, and let the democratically elected government try to do its job. Mursi and his government may do well or badly. But as long as they are up for re-election in a few years, they will have laid the groundwork for democratic transition.

Patriots of Tahrir, ask yourselves: You may not like Mursi. But would you really rather have the army?

You have to figure that some fellow who landed a job at HLS is pretty keen as a legal mind.  Feldman seems to fall on his face pretty hard as an historian, though.  Mursi simply decreed himself effectively unlimited power some time ago.  Oh sure, he’s promised to surrender it when the time comes.  And learned folks like Feldman bite down hook, line, and sinker on that promise.  I would point out to the Learned Professor Feldman that the Ermächtigungsgesetz — the Enabling Law — of 1933 was passed by a majority of the Reichstag and came with a built-in sunset clause of 01 April 1937.  Maybe the good professor could remind us how that worked out, again?

Feldman’s error is to assume that legitimacy of government has nothing at all to do with what that government does.  Over at Instapundit, Reynolds points out, “But those rights [life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness] are unalienable — incapable of being alienated, that is, bought, sold, or given away — which means that even if you live in a democracy, you haven’t surrendered them to the majority. A majority that wants to take away your unalienable rights isn’t a legitimate government. I’m gratified by how many Egyptians seem to grasp that; it’s more than I expected, though perhaps not as many as it needs to be. It’s clearly more than the Muslim Brotherhood expected, too.”

By the way, Feldman also tips his hand when he presents the Egyptian military as being the worst of all possible outcomes, even measured against the Brotherhood.  Is it, one asks, because of the Egyptian military’s actual track record, or is it because it is a military, and in Feldman’s world and lexicon “military” is co-extensive with “the most unspeakably brutal, oppressive, murderous thugs you could possibly imagine to yourself”?  He hints at the answer to that question when he starts his article by observing that he hates to agree with “an Egyptian general about anything.”  Is it the Egyptian he doesn’t want to agree with, or the general?  He obviously has no problem agreeing with the Egyptian members of the Muslim Brotherhood that they ought to be running the joint according to their own visions (see the quoted langauge above; ought the SPD in February, 1933 have taken a deep breath, gone home, and let the new Reichskanzler try to do his job?), so what is the source of the repugnance of this Egyptian general’s opinions?

Feldman must be a perfect fit over at Harvard.

Once Again: Nothing Succeeds Like Success

Which is the take-away from this Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung article on the insoluble quandary for parents of schoolchildren:  To help with homework or not?

The article cites several pedagogical researchers all of whom agree that helping children with their homework actively impairs the learning process.  The child who knows that mother or father is going to sit them down and go over it all again anyway is less motivated to pay attention in the first place.  The child whose attentions to school work are directed at home does not learn the self-initiative and responsibility for learning — his ownership in his education is diminished.  On a more basic level, when parents ensure their children do their homework, help them do their homework, and even of course when they in effect do the homework themselves, they deprive their child of the vital life lesson that actions (and inactions) have consequences.  When parents do more than just help out with explanations, the teachers get a misleading feedback of their students’ progress.  Spending three or four hours a day on homework robs the children of play time, of sport time, of experiencing daylight hours (I’d observe that those objections go more to the amount of homework than the manner in which it gets done).  When the parents mix themselves into their child’s homework, in contrast, they acquire ownership of the child’s school progress and perceive the child’s difficulties and failures as their own.  The parent’s adoption of the role of cattle-driver also damages the parent-child relationship.  At least one of the parents quoted in the article is willing to consider not only a change in school (from a Gymnasium to the lower Realschule), but even a change in country, specifically England or America.  She mentions a friend of hers who took her son to England and the boy went from a problem child to star student . . . in a school where he had to learn in a completely different language.

And yet.  No one wants to be the parent of the only child in the class who’s getting no help at home.  In point of fact unless you are sufficiently fortunate to have a highly gifted, self-starter of a child who needs neither assistance nor supervision, allowing your child to go it alone in school, when all his peers are in effect doubling down on instructional time will put him at a competitive disadvantage relative to his classmates.

Behold the dark side of the societal paradigm of formal education as the path to advancement.  In any system, no matter for what purpose, those who most successfully master the system will experience, as a group, the best outcomes.  That’s true on a basketball court; it’s true in a military hierarchy; it’s true in the hierarchical churches.  It’s true in law skool (with the result that we get judges who are great law stoodints, but who all too frequently have only modest observable understanding of the actual world people actually have to live in).  It’s true in grade school. 

We in the West in general and the U.S. in particular have devised an excellent system for weeding out, on the path upward, children who do not do well in formalized school environments.  We have done this through requiring credentialling utterly unrelated to performance requirements or ability, with specific programs for specific sorts of children that have defined and narrowly circumscribed entry points and little or no lateral access, and with massive dilution of credentials that are available.  If every college degree provided reasonable hope of similar economic benefit, there would not be phrases like “higher education bubble” current in American discourse.

Overlaid on these winnowing mechanisms is the crushing weight of a thoroughly dysfunctional public education system, so that unless a child’s family is unusually well-off, or wiling to live on Alpo and wear sackcloth and ashes in order to send Junior to a half-way decent private school, Junior’s likely — not inevitably, by any means, but just very, very likely — to be extruded from the far end of the system having had minimal exposure to teachers who actually have studied in their fields, and who have been obliged to spend massive amounts of time on what can only be described as penny-ante administrivia, and who have through curriculum mandates and/or personal preferences devoted a good chunk of the remaining time to what is in essence political indoctrination.  As sad as it is to say it, your child in public school is much more likely to be well-versed in the Approved dogmas of “climate change” and the need for “diversity” (in everything except thought, by the way) than he is to be familiar with the grammatical structure of the ordinary English sentence which is, as Churchill noted, “a noble thing.”  I will state categorically that this situation is objectively harmful to the children and to our larger society.

Even if you can scrape together the money to send your child to a private school, he’s still only going to get X hours per day of the kind of instruction which will teach his mind to think critically, systematically, and logically — in other words, math.  So you get to sign the poor kid up for Kumon or its analogues.  When he gets home from that he’s got all his course work to attend to and all of his supplementary stuff.  Add into that the résumé-building of sports, “volunteer” (although how voluntary can something be when it’s done on the well-founded supposition that without it you haven’t a hope of getting into a college that will even begin to enable you to recover the cost of having attended?) activities, and so forth, and the next thing you know you don’t have a child any more.  As Petra, one of the mothers quoted in the article and herself a teacher, says of her son, “The child’s only just functioning; that’s not a childhood.”

And what if you haven’t the available time because in order to keep your family’s head above water both of you have to hold full-time jobs and maybe additional work as well?  What is the likelihood that your child is going to be able not merely to keep up, but to maximize his performance in the classroom?  If he doesn’t maximize that performance, and pretty early in his school career, then he will not get picked up for Program X, Y, or Z.  He won’t screen for certain programs.  And these programs tend to be accessible only at one end.  Miss that eligibility gate because maybe a parent’s lost a decent job and has to take two lousy ones so the family doesn’t lose its home while he or she looks for another, or because someone in the family got sick and mommy spent her evenings attending to the convalescent, or Junior just had a bad year in school . . . and while his future trajectory has by no means been determined where it will go, you most certainly have now answered at least some portion of the question of where he is not going to go.

All this builds feed-back loops, at both ends of the distribution.  Children of parents who have done well at The Game are much more likely to do well at it than children of parents who have not.  Children from either end of the spectrum are much more likely to marry and have children with each other than with someone from the opposite end.  And so the dynamic perpetuates itself and becomes more pronounced as the generations play out.  It is one of the chief benefits of capitalism, and indeed it is one of the principal moral justifications for it as a method of social organization, that alone among those systems devised by humans thus far, it permits and even promotes bi-directional changes in circumstance within individual lives and across generations of families, according to how useful individual people make themselves to other humans.  But the implications of the situation described here make that transmutation ever less likely, at least from the lower to the upper ends of the spectrum of human existence.  Yes, there will always be the occasional out-lier, but that’s exactly what those people are: out-liers.  Bill Gates was a college drop-out, but you know what?  It was Harvard he dropped out of, and it was no accident that he got there in the first place (I refer Gentle Reader to Malcolm Gladwell’s book on the subject for a better idea of how Bill Gates grew up).

Perhaps it’s no wonder that birth rates are dropping through the floor.

Opinions are Like . . . Well, Opinions

Which is to say, they’re all over the map.

When we first got Internet access in our office, a dozen or more years ago, I used CNN as my start page.  Come into the office in the morning, fire up the coffee machine, crank up the desktop, and see what’s going on in the world.  It was all the more helpful because I don’t have a television at home.  I very clearly recall that on September 11, 2001, I couldn’t get to their site for some reason.

And then came 2006.  If Gentle Reader will recall, that was the year Al Qaeda made a propaganda film.  We know it was a propaganda film because they announced it as such; they stated that they had compiled it and released it in hopes of affecting the outcome of the 2006 mid-term elections.  It was a compilation of video of terrorist snipers shooting American soldiers, marines, and airmen.  CNN, knowing what the film was, and why it had been produced, and understanding that Al Qaeda believed its release would product electoral effect favorable to it, ran the film.  And ran it.  And ran it. 

To get an idea of the morality of what CNN did, imagine if you will that, during the Battle of Hürtgen Forest, the longest land battle the U.S. has ever fought, and which began in September, 1944, the Nazi camera crews had shot footage of American soldiers stepping on land mines, or being shredded by artillery shells bursting in the tree canopy, or hosed down with flamethrowers, or caught in interlocking machine gun fire.  I have a history of the battle (annoyingly, while the book is packed with place references, as any tactical level military history will be, there are almost no maps at all anywhere in the book, so unless you grew up in the place, or have handy some official map publication, you’re at sea trying to understand the ebb and flow of the battle), and it was impossible to avoid the impression that the American command seriously mismanaged it.  In the event, several infantry divisions got fed into the battle, piecemeal, and chewed to bits.  Over a quarter of the forces engaged on our side became casualties.  Now imagine that Goebbels decides he’s going to try to meddle in the 1944 presidential election by putting together this film in an effort to show the American people that Roosevelt’s a callous bastard who’s just Squandering Your Boys’ Lives and his party’s no better.  And now imagine that Movietone Newsreels decides to show that film in every theater in the country.  What would be the reasonable citizen’s reaction?

I decided then that it was true what some were saying about the mainstream media in America:  They’re not anti-war; they’re just on the other side.  So I decided that if I was going to get my daily dose of hostility to America I would do so without the alloy of treason.  From then until now I’ve used the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung’s website as my start page.  It helps me keep up my German, acquired with such effort, and it provides a helpful cross-reference on issues that affect us all.  They’re usually described as a center-right publication, but in truth I’d say they’re left of center by a comfortable margin.  Not as much as most of the American media, but still perceptibly so. 

From time to time I’ll run across articles on things that don’t directly have anything to do with the U.S., but which relate to issues and arguments current here.  Not having the same historical and cultural reference points, you can find things said there which would be assiduously suppressed here (and vice versa, by the way).  I recall a report on a lengthy study done on what things have measurable positive effects on student performance in public schools.  If memory serves it was actually a European-wide study.  Among the things they found had no discernible positive effect on measurable student performance:  increased spending per pupil; increased teacher pay; reduced class size.  I can’t recall if technology spending was also examined.  Interestingly, one of the things the study did recommend was to leave the students together longer.  In Germany students are divided after a few years into those who will attend the Hauptschule and be essentially done after tenth grade, and go become blue-collar workers, farm hands, or whatnot; the Realschule, who attend I think through 12th grade and who are targeted for the lower white-collar jobs in industry, trade, and government bureaucracy; and, last, the Gymnasium which runs through a 13th year and in which in one’s final two years one selects two main subjects for concentration.  Those final two years really are more like the first two years at an American university (in fact they’re actually more demanding than that, by a good margin).  Only the Gymnasiasten are eligible to attend the universities and their technical equivalents, the technische Hochschulen.  The study recommended deferring the point of division for a year or two.  But for me what was interesting was its finding that the usual NEA-espoused nostrums just don’t seem to work.  As mentioned, stuff like that I find helpful because it’s a cross-reference that you can’t tar with the brush of Bush, or Halliburton, or MoveOn.org, or the Koch brothers, or whoever is your particular bugaboo.

In this morning’s edition there’s a report on German opinions of America and Americans.  Specifically they report on what has every appearance of being an actual permanent shift in their perceptions of us, their liking of us, their willingness to emulate us, and their understanding of the nature and desired direction of their relationship with us.  The results discussed are the most recent results of a battery of questions that’s been asked periodically and to a greater or lesser extent since the 1950s (at least for some of the questions).

The article reports that since the early 2000s, particularly since 2003 and the invasion of Iraq, the Germans’ overall good opinion of the U.S., the percentage identifying the U.S. as Germany’s closest friend, the percentage seeing us as that country with which it is desirable to work closely, the percentage seeing us as a place of opportunity, have all plummeted, in some cases by two-thirds or more.  The Germans still think Dear Leader walks on water and parts it for those who can’t; he polls better than JFK after his visit to Berlin in 1963.  But the article reports what it bluntly calls markedly increasing anti-Americanism among the Germans. The percentage that perceives us as a land of high criminality, social injustice, inequality, superficiality, uncultured, a land with low quality of life, represents a majority, in some cases a huge majority, of the German population.  For example, only 19% described the U.S. as a place where one may enjoy a good quality of life.  Only 17% of the population expects to find gebildete individuals here (Bildung, in German means something quite different from “educated,” “accomplished,” or “talented”; I’m not even sure “refined” or “cultured” even quite capture what they understand by it; the topic gets a good airing in The German Genius, a book to which I’ve previously linked several times).  A high level of culture is anticipated by every bit of 8% of Germans.

The country which seems to have taken America’s place in German hearts, by the way, is France.  That’s encouraging.

Those last two data points cited by the article’s author are juxtaposed with what he calls the “enormous scientific and cultural achievements” of the U.S., together with, just as another example, the library system here which is explicitly favorably compared to that in Germany.  The author references those and then allows that the Germans’ perceptions of us an ungebildetes Volk and uncultured “can only indicate expression of a massively distorted perception” of the U.S.  This massively distorted perception exists side-by-side with the data point, also referenced by the author, that fully one-quarter of the German population has friends or relatives here.

The author proposes that the German-American relationship has been inadequately fostered in the last few years.  He notes that public expression of clichés and stereotypes of ethnic, religious, or other groupings in Europe is widely condemned.  “Apparently there is little contradiction when Americans are publicly and categorically described as dumb, asocial, and uncultured.”  Well, but of course.

Does this all matter, and why?  I think it does, because as the rest of Europe slides into insolvency and is swamped by would-be Islamofascists, among the continentals only Germany seems to be holding out for some degree of fiscal sanity.  Only Germany has taken the position that, well, yes, you’re welcome here and you’re welcome to practice your religion here, but you’re by Allah going to become Germans while you do it (note the diametric opposition of this position to the Nuremberg Laws, by which Jews could not ever be “German”).  Within the past couple of years a cabinet minister (I think it was the cultural minister, but I can’t recall exactly) came right out and said that separatism was to be resisted, that assimilation was and had to be the formal goal of public policy.  This is good; as American society and politics is driven ever further down the road of Balkanization by — among others — Dear Leader himself, we need a close friend who’s looked into that dark pit and decided not to jump in.

I’ve always thought that, after its language and literature, the most precious gift England gave us was the concept of “reasonableness.”  That does not mean reasoned.  Reason drives a concept to its logical conclusion, however absurd that may be when fitted around the odd shapes and contours of human nature.  It produces silliness like the French Revolution and its train of horrors.  Reasonableness tells us not to take ourselves so damned seriously; it reminds us that everything’s got its limits, and that if two is good three isn’t necessarily better.  Reasonableness reminds us that just because we can doesn’t mean we ought to.  It reminds us to seize the chance to shut up and mind our own business.

By like token, Germany has given the U.S. many precious gifts in its cultural legacy.  Too many to go into here, but there are more than sufficient to justify regarding America’s relationship with Germany as every bit as special, in its own way, as ours with Britain.  The coming years will be years of great trial, I am afraid, as we struggle against a world-view which thinks the Seventh Century is to be reimposed on the globe, and we try to maintain that struggle with the shackles of socialistic organization about our ankles.  We will need every bit of help from every willing hand.  With the degree of estrangement described the FAZ article one would be forgiven for questioning whether if we stretched our hand out to Germany, we would find theirs in it.

What is It, After All, with Them?

To borrow a line spoken by some proper Victorian woman, upon seeing the play Salome (I think it was; had to include the reference to ol’ Alexandrina Victoria on the anniversary of her death, by the way), “How different, how very different, from the home life of our own dear Queen.”  Another German cabinet member has been caught plagiarizing, with the result that the university duped is instituting proceedings to investigate and if warranted to strip her of her title.  And she’s the Minister of Education!!!  A couple of years ago the defense minister got busted and lost his doctorate, and if memory serves there’s been a third one out there as well, in the interim.

What gives?

Well, I’ll tell you what gives:  People will do anything to receive those imprimaturs which, in the society in which they operate, give them the best chances of advancement with the least corresponding effort.  Hayek wrote about the same dynamic, by the way, in The Road to Serfdom, in the chapter titled (I’m working from memory here, folks, so forgive me) “Why the Worst End Up on Top.”  He demonstrates, very briefly, why in any political system those people with the least scruples to use the hand-holds and points of leverage available within that system will always advance the farthest.  And since under socialism the stakes are little less than physical survival itself (there was a reason why Stalin’s henchmen fought so desperately for face time with him, after all), the encouragement is all the greater.  And it’s the ones with the least scruples of all who will do best at the game because there is that much less that they won’t do.

In Germany, with its traditions of the Bildungsbürgertum, the brass ring is the doctorate.  In the previous post I noted the peculiarly German usage that in written address each doctorate the addressee holds is mentioned separately.  I’ve actually seen on a brass plate outside someone’s office “Dr. Dr. Dr. So-and-So,” and it wasn’t a physician.  It’s that important that people will scramble to damned near any lengths to get one.  Politics attracting those of the least scruples in any event, is it surprising that politicians turn out to be more susceptible to the temptations of getting the ring the easy way?  In contrast, here in the U.S. yesterday we observed a national holiday established in honor of someone who got caught plagiarizing a dissertation, red-handed.  Our vice president is likewise a known plagiarist.  But here the doctorate is what your slightly weedy cousin went to get after college because he didn’t have a girlfriend to support.  It’s not a social rank here, so we just don’t care all that much if you gun-decked your dissertation.

By way of further contrast, and demonstrating my point, consider that in America’s grievance culture the highest imprimatur to have is that of victim, preferably someone who can claim to have been a victim of white males.  The descendants of African slaves can of course legitimately make that claim, but they’re a bit limited in that they were victimized by and large within a very narrow area of the country, and only for a limited time, and within that period only to limited extents (1619–1965, call it, with the last 100 years being a combination of mostly social oppression combined with — in that same limited area, legal ostracism).  Also, if you’re going to pretend to be someone you’re not, it’s sort of hard to pretend to be black if you’re actually of Asian descent.  While intermarriage between blacks and other subsets of the population is increasing and in fact has, so far as I can tell, passed the point where it’s even note-worthy, it’s still possible for the pretty untrained eye to tell.  Pretending to be black isn’t really a viable option for the American equivalents of the German Education Minister.

Ah, but the aboriginal populace has had centuries of interbreeding with other groups, to the point that in the Eastern U.S. you really have little idea whether the person standing next to you on the street corner does or does not have any ancestry in that regard.  It’s easy to fake, and the Indians have been getting it hard and fast since the 1580s.  And victimhood?  With all respect the Africans didn’t do too badly in comparison.  Sure, they were brought here in chains and worked like . . . well, like the slaves they were intended to be.  But their population actually not only reproduced itself, it flourished here.  Their descendants today, no matter how poorly they are treated relative to their fellow citizens or how they stack up on any socio-economic measuring points, are still miles better off than those left behind in Sub-Saharan Africa, on any material scale you care to pick.  Call it one of the ironic tragedies of American history — and I suppose African, too — that a system as monstrous as chattel slavery could have so benefitted its remote descendants relative to the descendants of those who escaped it. 

The aboriginal populations however got it good and hard from start to finish.  Begin with European diseases, which decimated their populations years before the whites even got to their part of the continent.  Enslavement was tried with them, and it just killed them off.  Unable to exploit them, the whites drove them ever-westward, away from the habitats they’d inhabited for generations, away from the game that was their source of life and culture, away from the climates where grew the crops they knew how to cultivate.  We destroyed their territory, their food sources, their social fabric.  We made war on them, continuously and mercilessly, from the 1580s until the 1890s.  We sent soldiers to shoot their old men, their women and their children, to burn their crops and their villages.  We took entire nations and shoved them into tiny corners of the once limitless lands they claimed as their own (and by the way, don’t hand me any nonsense about Indians not having any sense of ownership of the land; if you believe that then explain the wars they fought for the right to possess land — the Iroquois Confederation was not originally from where the white settlers found them, but had rather invaded and conquered the lands from their previous possessors; the Chickasaw and the Comanche likewise Did Not Play Well With Others).  To this day the Indians measure far, far below every other recognizable ethnic group in American society.  If you’re a black kid with a 1400 SAT, you can pretty much count on it that you’ll have your pick of colleges.  If you’re an Indian kid with that same score you won’t be able to cash the scholarship checks fast enough.

Easy to fake?  Check.  Spotless credibility as victims?  Check.  Open checkbooks and advancements if you can point to one in your organization?  Check.  The Indians are the perfect faux victims.

Exhibit A:  Elizabeth Warren, who lied about who and what she was, to get to Harvard and now the U.S. Senate.  Her “scholarship” has likewise been de-bunked as fraudulent as well.

Exhibit B:  Ward Churchill, about whom the less said the better.

Frau Schavan, meet Senator Warren.  You’ll recognize each other.  Mr. Churchill will be joining you presently.

Well . . . How Noble of Them

Today’s Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung has an article on why sanctions only help tyrants, specifically the Iranian ones.

This seems to me to be a rather curious position to be taken by folks who twice in the past century were brought to and in fact past the brink of starvation and collapse precisely by successful efforts to intercept their trade relationships.  In both those situations the Germans were the subject of dictatorships, in the Great War a military dictatorship run through the mouthpiece of a monarch and in the second round by a political dictatorship.  In both instances the final collapse of the system was brought about by battlefield collapse which had its origins in economic collapse.

By March 20, 1918, the German civil populace had survived the “turnip winter,” in which that’s exactly what they were reduced to eating in their freezing houses, coal being almost unobtainable across wide areas.  But they’d knocked Russia out of the war and in fact were in the process of establishing military occupation of parts of the country to ensure the timely delivery of supplies which the Bolsheviks had agreed to fork over.  That military occupation wasn’t just a bunch of desk-jockeys, either.  The Germans, down to their last throw of the dice in the West, devoted dozens of thousands of troops (and their associated supply chains) to that occupation of a defeated enemy.  Why?  The British blockade had reduced their war-making capacity that far that the Germans absolutely, at whatever cost, had to have those supplies.  It was a race to see whether they could get them flowing in time.

The thousands upon thousands (I’m thinking it was well over 100,000, but I’ve slept since I last read the specifics, so don’t hold me to that) of coal-scuttle helmets remaining in the East to pacify and plunder prostrate (but thoroughly chaotic) Russia were not in the line on March 21, 1918, when Ludendorff launched his last gambit against the Western allies.  He almost won the bet, too.  Exhausted, famished, unreinforced, the German offensive petered out just a couple of miles from breaking the line between the British and French.  German soldiers were literally stopping in the middle of battle to raid Allied kitchens, they were that hungry.  What difference might — say, another 50,000 — fresh troops have made?  How different might European history for the last 90 years have looked with the British pinned against the Channel ports, and French armies collapsing back on Paris (sort of like what happened in 1940), and the Kaiser in a position actually to negotiate if not from a position of strength then at least not from desperation?

Fast forward to 1944.  Albert Speer has taken over German war production.  It’s going through the roof.  There are more guns, more tanks, more aircraft coming off the assembly lines than ever before.  Production would continue to rise until the very end, by which time, with the transportation network wrecked by Allied air forces, the factories literally choked on their own output.  But there was a problem:  Germany couldn’t make enough synthetic fuel to run its tanks or aircraft.  It had no domestic supplies of chromium and several other strategic minerals.  When it lost access to Ploesti (the Romanian oil fields) and imports of Turkish chromium, Speer went to Hitler and explained to him, down to the day, how long Germany’s war effort could continue.  By the end Germany’s armies were reduced to foot and horse transportation.  A good part of the reason that the Western allies so rapidly advanced across France was air superiority.  When they didn’t have it, as in the Ardennes in December, 1944, they didn’t do so well.  And it took Hitler just about siphoning gas from every tank he could lay hands on to scrape up the fuel to launch the offensive we know as the Battle of the Bulge.

Compare and contrast:  In Italy, where the terrain was much less favorable to the material preponderance the Allies brought to bear, and aircraft, while important and operational, could not exercise nearly the dominance of the battlefield they could on the open plains of northern Europe, it took the Allies nine months to advance from the Straits of Messina to Rome, and then even by the end of the war, nearly ten months later, they’d still only fought their way into the northern reaches of Italy.

To put a bow on it:  Both World Wars were first and foremost battles of material.  It took a lot of bleeding and dying by the “P.B.I.” (as the other British services called the “poor bloody infantry”), but in both cases the winner was the guy with the biggest shopping basket.

The FAZ article, written by some fellow identified as a German-Iranian political scientist currently earning his doctorate at the School of Oriental and African Studies at the University of London, recites all the usual theoretical objections to sanctions — they hit the “innocent” civilians; they only widen the disparity in power between the tyrant and his subjects; they don’t even stop the tyrants from in fact achieving the material advances in aggressive capacity which is the principal moral foundation for them; by demoralizing the civilians they make it less likely rather than more that the middle orders which have without exception been the backbone of democracy everywhere will rise up against their tormenters.  The author observes (truthfully) that thirty years ago when sanctions were first pasted on Iran, it had no centrifuges; now it has thousands.  He recites (again, truthfully) that the Revolutionary Guard, far from being hollowed out, has taken over enormous swathes of the Iranian economy.

The author allows that with sanctions, the West has constructed a “narrative” under which both it and the Iranian regime may “conveniently” live.  From the regime’s side arises the author’s objections that sanctions don’t work.  From the Western side arises the objection that it’s a question of “human rights” which are being denied to the Iranian people, and the author turns his cards face-up in rhetorically asking whether everyone, no matter under how oppressive a regime, has or does not the same human rights.

As an initial matter, the reader can draw some very useful conclusions about this author’s understanding of the world in his pretty-much explicit  moral equation of the West with the Iranian theo-criminal thugocracy, which has announced as its objective of state the eradication of Israel from the map and the slaughter of every Jew it can lay hands on.  He sees no worthwhile distinction between the two sides, or at least not one he thinks sufficiently exercised to comment on.  He points out that the Iranian populace suffers under the regime, and it suffers under the sanctions.  Therefore both sources of its suffering are morally equivalent.  I’m sure there’s an expression in formal logic for this sort of fallacy, but I prefer Lincoln’s comments:  “‘Woe unto the world because of offenses; for it must needs be that offenses come, but woe to that man by whom the offense cometh.’ If we shall suppose that American slavery is one of those offenses which, in the providence of God, must needs come, but which, having continued through His appointed time, He now wills to remove, and that He gives to both North and South this terrible war as the woe due to those by whom the offense came, shall we discern therein any departure from those divine attributes which the believers in a living God always ascribe to Him?”

Allow me to repeat a point I made a number of years ago to someone, genuinely pious, who stated, in exactly so many words, that there was “no difference” between “Christian fundamentalists” and “Muslim fundamentalists.”  Seriously; this person actually said that.  I allowed that I was not (and remain not) interested in any god who cannot discern any distinction between a group of people on the one hand who express the opinion that homosexuality is sinful and should be discouraged, or that abortion is the killing of a human being, or that the Ten Commandments should not be hustled off from every location where they might be seen by a random passer-by, and on the other hand people who will slaughter a fifteen year-old daughter (mom doing the holding down, dad doing the stabbing) because she dated someone from another faith, or will strap a remotely detonated explosive vest to a retarded child and send him into a crowded market place, or throw sulfuric acid in a woman’s face because she had the effrontery to show it in public.  I’m not interested in that god; I’m not interested in his teachings; I’m not interested in worshipping him.

On a more practical level, I’ll just observe that nothing works that is not taken seriously by the person doing it.  You’d think that dynamic would be sufficiently obvious that someone getting his doctorate would have tumbled to it by now.  But no.  And here we must ask just how seriously has the West taken its sanctions against Iran?  Well, not very, if what you’re thinking of is the € 25 billion in business that Germany has done with Iran just since 2005.  It’s currently running at € 3 billion per annum.  And Germany’s not the only sinner, not by a long shot.  The Chinese are propping them up, as are the Russians.  In fact, Germany’s not even the only Western country merrily doing business while wiping the blood off the currency they get.  Through the end of 2009, the EU had done € 65 billion of business with Iran in the preceding three years.  Top traders?  Germany, Italy, France, Holland, Spain, and Belgium.

The author of the FAZ article mentions none of the above in his denunciation of sanctions as ineffective.  Of course they’re not effective, if your own side is undercutting them.

In terms of whether the populace is so demoralized as to be incapable or unwilling of uprise, the author also (“conveniently,” to use his own expression) omits to mention the massive uprising of summer, 2009.  Millions of Iranians took to the streets, at first to protest vote fraud in elections, but then rapidly expanding their demands for fundamental changes in government.  And what did the West do to help them?  Beyond words, nothing of any substance.  It came out later that Dear Leader at the time was trying to initiate negotiations with the folks killing the protesters (much in fact as he’d announced as a candidate, to meet with them “without preconditions”).  This past fall Romney foolishly claimed Dear Leader had been “silent,” when in fact — after dithering for weeks, while the Revolutionary Guard slaughtered the protesters in the streets — he offered them . . . words.  No, what Romney should have claimed was that Dear Leader was inert.  But Dear Leader was in good company; no one in the West did a damned thing to help the people in Iran throw the bums out.

It’s those two omissions in the FAZ article which reveal it to be no more than propaganda.  In tyrannies the effectiveness of propaganda relies on deprivation of alternative sources of information; in societies which at least nominally endorse freedom of speech its effectiveness must rely on ignorance.  Fortunately for our German-Iranian omissionist, he’s got extremely fertile soil to plow in that respect.

While we’re at it let’s . . . ah . . . contrast how the West responded to civilians trying to overthrow an overtly Islamist regime (nothing more than words) with how it responded to Islamists trying to overthrow non-Islamist regimes (active military intervention in support of the terrorists, expressions of “relief” by Dear Leader, and money, always money).  The U.S. is in the process of handing over top-of-the-line F-16 combat planes to the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, in fact.  A man (former Sen. Hagel) is presently still in the running to be appointed Secretary of Defense, when he has a long, long track record of vehement anti-Israel statements and actions to his credit. 

Dear Leader and his ilk can’t quite seem to make up their mind on Syria, though.  The people on both sides want to slaughter Jews.  It must be so confusing for the Deep Thinkers in the West.

I don’t know whether the author of today’s FAZ article is just a conventional lefty Jew-hater, or whether he’s a paid stooge for the likes of the Muslim Brotherhood.  Someone’s paying his tuition, after all.  Maybe he’s working down the local Tesco’s.  Maybe not.  But no matter his motivation, his article is demonstrably nonsense.

Two Old Germans Drinking Coffee

Is the title of this piece in The American Interest.  Generally I read TAI in connection with Walter Russell Meade’s blog, but the link in a side-bar caught my eye and — thanks to the wonders of the internet — hey presto! I was there.

A couple of quick thoughts:  I’d known that Angela Merkel was the daughter of a Lutheran pastor in the Soviet Occupation Zone East Germany but hadn’t understood that the new Bundespräsident is himself a former pastor, likewise from the old zone.  This might well be a coincidence.  On the other hand maybe not.  Among my favorite reads of the last several years is rather thick book titled The German Genius: Europe’s Third Renaissance, the Second Scientific Revolution, and the Twentieth Century, by Peter Watson, which is an intellectual and cultural history of the area known now as Germany from 1750 to just recently.  The author (British) starts his foreward with the observation, backed up by survey data, that at least in Britain the twelve years of the Nazi era have pretty much eradicated awareness that long before the Austrian corporal emerged from the grit and slime there was German thought, philosophy, literature, science, music, industry, and innovation.  Up through 1933 Germans had won more Nobel prizes in physics and chemistry than all other nations put together.  The modern university, especially the research university, is a more or less Prussian institution.  In short, there are way more moving parts to Germany, what it was and what it is, and how it got both ways, than you can comfortably fit inside a gas oven.  Watson’s book, like Paul Johnson’s The Birth of the Modern, is a tremendous source of for-further-reading inspiration.  In any book of that scope there won’t be space enough fully to submerge oneself in the details of what might interest, but its scope will (i) plow up enough subjects that the reader will find multiple topics to explore in greater detail elsewhere, and (ii) if the endnotes are consulted, provide some good hints at where to start looking for those greater details.

In any event, one of the interesting factoids to which Watson calls attention, more than once, is the frequency with which the drivers and visionaries of Germany thought and progress all have, somewhere in their biographies, the data point that they were children of Protestant pastors.

The other interesting point made in the linked article is the difference between the ages of the principals: Benedict was born in 1927; Gauck only in 1940.  While at their respective ages one might think 13 years not too significant, its true importance becomes apparent when you consider how old each was in 1944-45, as Everything Went to Pieces in the Reich.  Joseph Ratzinger was 18 in 1945, nearly a full-grown adult, and while not possessing an adult’s full measure of adaptive capacity, at least sufficiently aware of the world to make some kind of sense of it.  Gauck, however, was among the very youngest Kriegskinder, those children who — especially in the east — were exposed to the horrors of industrialized warfare without emotional defenses of any kind.  I’ve already posted on what has been called the “forgotten generation,” and the damage those children took with them into later life.  What is the likelihood that Gauck’s approach to politics is not to some degree colored by his partially-processed, overwhelming recollections of the war’s end, and his father’s arrest and enslavement by the communists?

Is it, in other words, wholly surprising that two “old Germans” of their respective generations and backgrounds would both perceive the de-Christianization of Europe to be among the more important issues facing Western Civilization?

No Weapons, No Massacres

Or at least that’s what Franz Joseph Freisleder, a head-shrink for juveniles in Munich, allows.  “The main thing,” he says, is “the availability of weapons.  With a weapon that I don’t have I can’t cause a massacre.”

I’ll bet the Isrealis, and the Iraqis, and the Russians, and the folks in Oklahoma City, and the employees of the firms who worked in the World Trade Center will all be very glad to know that without easy acess to firearms you can’t cause a massacre.

In conversation today a friend of mine noted what ought to be an obvious point but which I haven’t heard mentioned thus far:  The only distinction between lunatics like Adam Lanza and lunatics like the Al Qaeda suicide squad lies in the method of delivery.  It is sad but true that if someone is so whacked out, either by his Religion of Peace, or his obsession with a particular person (like Rep. Gifford’s shooter), or blood lust, or whatever that he’s willing to include himself in his own casualty list, then you’re not going to stop him.  Period.

Another interesting aspect of this head-shrink’s logic, by which he concludes that it’s all traceable back to the easy availability of weapons, is his statement that there’s been a marked increase in crimes of violence within the last 15 years.  From that increase he looks to the increase in availability of firearms and concludes — hey, presto! — that correlation is causation.  But he’s got a problem:  In the United States, at least, violent crime in general and weapons crime in particular has been on a 20-year decrease, at the same time that firearm sales have been skyrocketing, and also at the same time that the legal environment within which law-abiding citizens carry them has appreciably loosened.  In fact, the downward trend has continued even during the Great Recession, precisely when all the hand-wringers’ models would predict an upsurge as poverty, long-term unemployment, home foreclosure, evaporation of entire industries, and stagnating or declining personal wealth have darkened the land to a degree not seen since the 1930s (this article at the National Review Online cites (unforuntately without links) a Minnesota criminologist who allows that the high point of mass killing was . . . 1929).  According to the same Minnesota criminologist, the incidents of mass shootings dropped from 42 during the 1990s to 26 during the first decade of this century, a 38% drop.

Oh, and another thing:  Until this past Friday morning, according to this same criminologist, the three deadliest school shootings in history had occurred in . . . Texas?  Nope.  Arizona?  No.  Mississippi?  Wrong.  Alabama?  Try again.  New Jersey?  Not close.  The answer?  Great Britain and Germany.

So let’s see:  We’ve got a juvenile head-shrink who observes violence in his own country increasing (he sure as hell isn’t observing it increasing in the U.S; even fact-challenged outfits like the NYT have glommed to that pattern; the commentary on the Washington Post “fact check” points out that even the WaPo admits there is no evidence to support a positive correlation between concealed-carry laws and gun violence).  And from that he weighs in with a postulated causal relationship that is 180 degrees out from the measurable data.  Fool.  Hack.  Referral troll.

Cobbler, stick to thy last.

Doin’ It the Old Way

This time of year you can’t walk into a store to buy a box of breakfast cereal without being washed over by treacly, saccharine-laden goop, so that from Black Friday through Christmas becomes one long Santa-and-elf-ridden nightmare.

It wasn’t always this way.  Once upon a time Christmas was actually about Christmas.  Back around the early 1540s Martin Luther worked up Luke 2:8-18 into a song, “Vom Himmel hoch, da komm’ ich her,” after its opening line, spoken by the angels announcing the Good News of Christ’s birth, the arrival of the long-promised Messiah.  The link is to the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung’s running feature this time of year on Christmas music.  Follow the link, then click on the “Audio” tab to hear how it’s supposed to sound.

As with so much else of Luther’s composition, everyone’s got in on the act since.  It’s been translated, transcribed, worked over, worked up, and generally fully explored for its musical potential.  My personal favorite was J. S. Bach’s Canonical Variations for organ, which I arranged to have played at my wedding.  Alas! the organist didn’t have the chops to play the third of the five variations (which if you listen is easily understandable; I’m given to understand it’s one of his most difficult pieces to play, a statement that upon listening I can readily accept).  But still it just rocked.  Pay attention to the pedal line throughout the variation; it’s just amazing.

The organ, by the way, on which the above is played is not just any ol’ organ; it’s a Silbermann from 1714.  The Silbermanns were a family of organ builders in southern Germany, and Gottfried was the Big Dog in that pack.  In addition to this one, the cathedral at Freiberg, he also built the instruments in the Hofkapelle and the Frauenkirche in Dresden.  Both were destroyed in the bombing, and both have been re-built (although in the Frauenkirche the re-built instrument has not only Silbermann’s original registration but also added registers so that it can play later organ music).

And Here I’d Thought “Chutzpah” was a Yiddish Word

Silly me.  It’s Greek, apparently.  At the same time that Greece wants existing creditors to take a haircut, they’re also wanting to keep borrowing money . . . from those same creditors.  They haven’t got the write-down, or not yet, but they also want, and are getting now, lower interest rates and extended maturities. 

The problem here is that one of the creditors, the IMF, is a preferred creditor, and the European Central Bank apparently is not permitted to forgive the debts, so any haircut will have to occur at the level of the different EU countries who have — cough! — invested their citizens’ wealth in Athens, and who cannot spread the misery outside their own borders, or at least not directly. 

It gets even better:  True to governmental traditions everywhere, the creditor nations are going to, in effect, hide their outright gifts to Greece by turning over any gains on transactions in Greek sovereign debt back to the Greeks.  The linked article makes no mention of Greece making good any losses in such transactions.  This is of course the classic dynamic of privatizing gains and socializing losses (think: Solyndra, GM, Chrysler), only the “public” and “private” in this scenario are supra-national organizations and sovereign countries.  It’s every bit as much a gift of the people’s money as if the tax man showed up at your door, stuck a gun in your face, and made you empty your pockets into a pre-addressed, stamped envelope to Athens.

The Germans, as one might imagine, have some issues with that.  For starts turning over the Bundesbank’s profits, for free, would require a legal adjustment to their applicable laws.  The government has announced that it will attend to that.  The German budgetary laws also do not permit the forgiveness of debt.  All of the parties have stated as much.  What will be done to change that, if anything, remains to be seen.  If they do vote to change the laws I’d suggest before they do so that they first remove all lamp posts within a day’s drive of Berlin.  I don’t claim any peculiarly keen insights into the German political character, but I have a hard time imagining the electorate — a nation of dedicated savers, if not outright pinch-pennies — endorsing just handing the stuff over to a country which would rather go on general strike rather than not retire with full benefits at age 55.

It’s sad, though, that it’s the Green Party, of all creatures, that on this one point at least is demanding that the truth be spoken:  Their parliamentary leader has demanded that Angela Merkel finally come out and say plainly that all this largesse for Greece is in fact going to cost the German taxpayer money out of pocket.  The Greens, for cryin’ out loud.  Of course, while acknowledging the truth it turns out they’re just happy with it.  They and the SPD have already announced that they’ll support the latest give-aways in the Bundestag.